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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What was Meghan Markle's reaction to the meeting between Prince William and Taylor Swift?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Do you think Putin wants peace with Ukraine, or does he want Ukraine?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why are there no fossils for the 'missing link' that connects our ancestors with other species? Is this a misconception or is there another explanation?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Recently, Trump bluntly stated that Ukraine's joining NATO is the root cause of the outbreak of the Russian-Ukrainian war. Did Trump's remarks declare Ukraine's dream of joining NATO completely shattered?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Still no good.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Why is (n-1)(n+1)=n^2-1?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Next, they tried...

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

No go.

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