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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What was Meghan Markle's reaction to the meeting between Prince William and Taylor Swift?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you think Putin wants peace with Ukraine, or does he want Ukraine?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Next, they tried...
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
No go.
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